and on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. and the homosexuals.

This is the beginning of my blog! Normally I would not have a blog, but since I love my Jenn so much, and she never has any blogs to read, I will write this for her, and for you, whoever you are. If you're Jenn, then HI! If you're not, and I don't know you.. then you're a creeper. :)

If you're going to follow this blog, expect many wonderful tales of teen angst and self-pity. Tales of woe, and of heartbreak, and anger. Also, any random thoughts that I would like to share with the world of blogger.com.

Stay classy, San Diego. ;o